grubstake Posted May 9, 2007 Report Share Posted May 9, 2007 Several years back, a freiend of mine, that was in Partners with my uncle, they owned a Roofing company. Anyway they were doing a hot tar rooof, Jim got some hot tar on his for arm and got burned really bad, he went to the DR. for a long time, it life his forearm really scarred. The DR. told him they could fix it, by doing a skin graft. Jim Said ok but wheres the big patch of skin coming from? The DR. said well you Butt is the only place that we could take a hunk of skin that big from. Jim being the crazy he is, though about it for a minute. He said Hell no! if you did that, I'd smell my butt everytime I wiped my nose! Thats all true, Jim did have the skin Graft. All is well. Grubstake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kamikaze Posted May 10, 2007 Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 Then again, if ya think about it, everytime he wiped his butt...it would be...sort of like a...homecoming Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grubstake Posted May 10, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 I guees so Gaine, he just came home form two weeks in Maui, this morning. must be nice to have money. If I had the money he does, I'd go there too! Grubstake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Humble Posted May 10, 2007 Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 My dad had a small bit of skin cancer on his nose that had to be removed and the doctor wanted to use some skin from my dad's butt to patch the spot. My dad said that he didn't have any problem with that, but he informed the doctor that he had never been circumcised and they could kill two birds with one stone. Riverman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TXKajun Posted May 18, 2007 Report Share Posted May 18, 2007 Yeah, Riverman...sounds like a heck of a deal, but what happens when he sees a scatily clad sweetie???? Pinocchio-lying-nose-time???? LOLOLHH, ya'll!Kajun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Humble Posted May 20, 2007 Report Share Posted May 20, 2007 That thought came to my mind also. However his reasoning seems sound, he said, "if you can't keep all of your bodily parts in their original place, then at least try to keep them pointing in their original direction". Riverman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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