How to get a divorce in one easy lesson. (Humor)


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I looked for a humor section but found none, please delete if not appropriate.

While I in NO WAY find anything to do with playing with guns funny, I thought I'd share this sure fire (pardon the pun and I'm not talking about Surefire lights) way to get that divorce you've been waiting for....

Check out the look on this gals face when she thinks the 1911 she's cleaning has an "unintentional discharge"...(Yea I know, call it an "accidental discharge" if you want, I don't think there's such a think as an "accidental discharge" but enough of my soap box")..... :rolleyes:

I almost thought it was fake due to her looking so stupid sitting there fondling it, till I saw the look on her face and the air she got at the bang...<giggle>

A gun that smells clean, must be clean..hahah... can't say I've ever "sniffed" a gun while cleaning it but maybe I was using the wrong cleaner... :D

Jennifer

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I think humor is always welcome. Most of us are throw backs to old prospecting types who like nothing more than to sit around a camp fire and tell stories, jokes, and lies.

Doc

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Hey Doc!

We must be brothers!

My wife tells me that at least a dozen times a day!

Hey asshole this!

Morning asshole that!

Did you move that drywasher? Asshole!

Nite asshole!

This is the last time you are going on vacation without me asshole!

Why is that box of rocks and dirt still in the front room asshole?

We have to be related Doc!

I can't wait to hear or rather not hear all of her explitive deletives she is gonna spew when I hit the road in June for 6-8 weeks to prospect in your's and Rob's neck of the woods!

Probably better that I won't be within hearing range!

ROFL

Karl

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Yep they must be sisters.

Doc

Hey Doc!

We must be brothers!

My wife tells me that at least a dozen times a day!

Hey asshole this!

Morning asshole that!

Did you move that drywasher? Asshole!

Nite asshole!

This is the last time you are going on vacation without me asshole!

Why is that box of rocks and dirt still in the front room asshole?

We have to be related Doc!

I can't wait to hear or rather not hear all of her explitive deletives she is gonna spew when I hit the road in June for 6-8 weeks to prospect in your's and Rob's neck of the woods!

Probably better that I won't be within hearing range!

ROFL

Karl

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Hey Doc!

We must be brothers!

My wife tells me that at least a dozen times a day!

Hey asshole this!

Morning asshole that!

Did you move that drywasher? Asshole!

Nite asshole!

This is the last time you are going on vacation without me asshole!

Why is that box of rocks and dirt still in the front room asshole?

We have to be related Doc!

I can't wait to hear or rather not hear all of her explitive deletives she is gonna spew when I hit the road in June for 6-8 weeks to prospect in your's and Rob's neck of the woods!

Probably better that I won't be within hearing range!

ROFL

Karl

Just tell her "Honey, how can you miss me if I'm never gone" then run like hell....

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