jjbond Posted May 13, 2009 Report Share Posted May 13, 2009 I looked for a humor section but found none, please delete if not appropriate.While I in NO WAY find anything to do with playing with guns funny, I thought I'd share this sure fire (pardon the pun and I'm not talking about Surefire lights) way to get that divorce you've been waiting for....Check out the look on this gals face when she thinks the 1911 she's cleaning has an "unintentional discharge"...(Yea I know, call it an "accidental discharge" if you want, I don't think there's such a think as an "accidental discharge" but enough of my soap box")..... I almost thought it was fake due to her looking so stupid sitting there fondling it, till I saw the look on her face and the air she got at the bang...<giggle> A gun that smells clean, must be clean..hahah... can't say I've ever "sniffed" a gun while cleaning it but maybe I was using the wrong cleaner... Jennifer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coda Posted May 13, 2009 Report Share Posted May 13, 2009 Thanks Jen, thats more then funny. Gun safty at it's best. I cant stop LMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vini Posted May 13, 2009 Report Share Posted May 13, 2009 HE's lucky she didn't turn around and start firing back now that would have been even funnier Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DOC Posted May 13, 2009 Report Share Posted May 13, 2009 I think humor is always welcome. Most of us are throw backs to old prospecting types who like nothing more than to sit around a camp fire and tell stories, jokes, and lies.Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AZNuggetBob Posted May 13, 2009 Report Share Posted May 13, 2009 Did ya ever get the feeling your C.O. doesn't like you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjbond Posted May 13, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 13, 2009 HE's lucky she didn't turn around and start firing back now that would have been even funnierHe already thought of an exit strategy, did you see how quickly he took cover.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DOC Posted May 13, 2009 Report Share Posted May 13, 2009 My gosh that sounds just like my wife, "You're an asshole." How many times have I heard that after 39 years of marriage?Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 Just down right funny Thanks Jennifer.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scorpion Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 Hey Doc!We must be brothers!My wife tells me that at least a dozen times a day!Hey asshole this!Morning asshole that!Did you move that drywasher? Asshole!Nite asshole!This is the last time you are going on vacation without me asshole!Why is that box of rocks and dirt still in the front room asshole?We have to be related Doc!I can't wait to hear or rather not hear all of her explitive deletives she is gonna spew when I hit the road in June for 6-8 weeks to prospect in your's and Rob's neck of the woods!Probably better that I won't be within hearing range!ROFLKarl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DOC Posted May 15, 2009 Report Share Posted May 15, 2009 Yep they must be sisters.DocHey Doc!We must be brothers!My wife tells me that at least a dozen times a day!Hey asshole this!Morning asshole that!Did you move that drywasher? Asshole!Nite asshole!This is the last time you are going on vacation without me asshole!Why is that box of rocks and dirt still in the front room asshole?We have to be related Doc!I can't wait to hear or rather not hear all of her explitive deletives she is gonna spew when I hit the road in June for 6-8 weeks to prospect in your's and Rob's neck of the woods!Probably better that I won't be within hearing range!ROFLKarl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLEN. H. Posted May 15, 2009 Report Share Posted May 15, 2009 Thats hella funny.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjbond Posted May 15, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 15, 2009 Hey Doc!We must be brothers!My wife tells me that at least a dozen times a day!Hey asshole this!Morning asshole that!Did you move that drywasher? Asshole!Nite asshole!This is the last time you are going on vacation without me asshole!Why is that box of rocks and dirt still in the front room asshole?We have to be related Doc!I can't wait to hear or rather not hear all of her explitive deletives she is gonna spew when I hit the road in June for 6-8 weeks to prospect in your's and Rob's neck of the woods!Probably better that I won't be within hearing range!ROFLKarlJust tell her "Honey, how can you miss me if I'm never gone" then run like hell.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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