Happy Thanksgiving to All


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TWAS THE NIGHT OF THANKSGIVING,

BUT I JUST COULDN'T SLEEP.

I TRIED COUNTING BACKWARDS,

I TRIED COUNTING SHEEP.

THE LEFTOVERS BECKONED -

THE DARK MEAT AND WHITE,

BUT I FOUGHT THE TEMPTATION

WITH ALL OF MY MIGHT.

TOSSING AND TURNING WITH ANTICIPATION,

THE THOUGHT OF A SNACK BECAME INFATUATION.

SO, I RACED TO THE KITCHEN, FLUNG OPEN THE DOOR,

AND GAZED AT THE FRIDGE, FULL OF GOODIES GALORE.

GOBBLED UP TURKEY AND BUTTERED POTATOES,

PICKLES AND CARROTS, BEANS AND TOMATOES.

I FELT MYSELF SWELLING SO PLUMP AND SO ROUND,

'TIL ALL OF A SUDDEN, I ROSE OFF THE GROUND.

I CRASHED THROUGH THE CEILING, FLOATING INTO THE SKY,

WITH A MOUTHFUL OF PUDDING AND A HANDFUL OF PIE.

BUT, I MANAGED TO YELL AS I SOARED PAST THE TREES....

HAPPY EATING TO ALL - PASS THE CRANBERRIES, PLEASE.

MAY YOUR STUFFING BE TASTY,

MAY YOUR TURKEY BE PLUMP.

MAY YOUR POTATOES 'N GRAVY HAVE NARY A LUMP.

MAY YOUR YAMS BE DELICIOUS.

MAY YOUR PIES TAKE THE PRIZE,

MAY YOUR THANKSGIVING DINNER STAY OFF OF YOUR THIGHS!!

HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO ALL!!!

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Happy Thanksgiving to each and everyone on the Forum.Have a safe one if you have to travel to be with family or friends.

Chuck Anders

Hey Ridge Runner, I read the other night on some other forum that you did some testing of the white's TDI. I hope I have the right person. If so, how did the testing turn out? I would love to here your opinion(s).

Thanks

Tx

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Thanks Chuck I did have to travel but only for an hour on 99 and man O man was that a pain people racing to get to there destinations without a care in the world for the lives of others or themselves, flow of traffic was 80 but i was getting passed like I was sitting still, if they only knew what it was like to lose control of a car at those speeds they'd have more respect.

grub it dont matter who's in the white house anymore they ALL have there special interests and are going to screw us any way they can to get what they want, bsh did it too look at this whole mess he allowed to happen for 8 years and I am a republican but Im not blind either....

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