Little Johnny Joke CIRCA 2011


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Do you remember all of the little Johnny jokes that went around about 40 years ago? Here's a new one for 2011.

The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on productive salesmanship.

Little Sally led off: "I sold Girl Scout cookies and I made $30." she said proudly, "My sales approach was to appeal to the customer's civic spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious success." "Very good, Sally." said the teacher.

Little Mary was next: "I sold magazines," she said, "I made $45 and I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them up on current events."

"Very good, Mary." said the teacher.

Eventually, it was Little Johnny's turn. The teacher held her breath. ...

Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full of cash onto the teacher's desk. "$2,467.00," he said. "$2,467.00!" cried the teacher, "What in the world were you selling?"

"Toothbrushes," said Little Johnny.

"Toothbrushes!" echoed the teacher, "How could you possibly sell enough tooth brushes to make that much money?"

"I found the busiest corner in town," said Little Johnny. "I set up a Chip and Dip stand and gave everybody who walked by a free sample." They all said the same thing - "Hey, this tastes like dog crap!" Then I would say, "It is dog crap … wanna' buy a toothbrush?” “You see … I used the Obama approach of giving them something shitty for free and then making ‘em pay to get the bad taste out of their mouth."

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Boy DOC, thats not a joke! Its the truth! All this bull going on over raiseing the debt ceiling, Where's OBAMA'S plan? Two Sargents in the military, could plan things out better than our leader? Grubstake

!. Cut out 3/4's of there aids in the senatem congress, and the Whitehouse, take away all but two of The Presidents wifes aids, She has almost 40 lowest paid around $60,000.00 a year, highest payed about $200,000.00 a year, Reduse the Senate and Congress's pay, by half. There not doing there job anyway, cut all funding for Greenies, cut funding to the BLM, fish and game, cut off all subs. to the indian casiono's, Make all in the senate and Congress fly secound class{they want to treat us like we are secound class} Make everone on welfare prove they are legal ,and make them take random drug test, if they fail, take it away. Sell all the limo's in the gov. pool. Make them pay there own gas, drive there own cars. Thats just a start. I got more. Grubstake

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Boy DOC, thats not a joke! Its the truth! All this bull going on over raiseing the debt ceiling, Where's OBAMA'S plan? Two Sargents in the military, could plan things out better than our leader? Grubstake

!. Cut out 3/4's of there aids in the senatem congress, and the Whitehouse, take away all but two of The Presidents wifes aids, She has almost 40 lowest paid around $60,000.00 a year, highest payed about $200,000.00 a year, Reduse the Senate and Congress's pay, by half. There not doing there job anyway, cut all funding for Greenies, cut funding to the BLM, fish and game, cut off all subs. to the indian casiono's, Make all in the senate and Congress fly secound class{they want to treat us like we are secound class} Make everone on welfare prove they are legal ,and make them take random drug test, if they fail, take it away. Sell all the limo's in the gov. pool. Make them pay there own gas, drive there own cars. Thats just a start. I got more. Grubstake

Grubstake;

I will vote for you since you have that long lost "common sense factor" that ALL our elected and their leaching wifes, girlfriends, hookers, escorts or whatever that WE pay for on their government expense account. If you or anyone would settle for ONE HALF of the current "fringes" I will vote for you and act as a campaign manager on top of it. YOUR right on in your analogy-bless you my man.

Dutch39

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What these people seem to forget! Is they work for us, or are supposed too! Half don't know what they are doing! the other half, are raping, molesting, or stealing. Lets build a big fence around Washington DC, and put prison guards in towers around it, There's just as many or more criminals in office as there is in the Chowchilla prison. Make them all go on medicare and Social Security like everyone else, then lets see who wants to cut it, Also Why should they be able to give themselvles a $3000.00 a year pay raise, while we have not had a COLA for two years? Grubstake

I don't know about everyone else, but I have beans and rice stored up, lots of it, I can always shoot my meat. Lic. or no Lic. when it comes down to it.

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