Dakota Slim Posted March 17, 2010 Report Share Posted March 17, 2010 Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said, 'Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me Irish Whiskey!'Miraculously, a parking place appeared.Paddy looked up again and said, 'Never mind, I found one.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shep Posted March 19, 2010 Report Share Posted March 19, 2010 I'll reply. That's a cute one! How's Nugget? Will miss him at GB. (still have his bones)Shep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dakota Slim Posted March 19, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 19, 2010 Hi Shep. Nugget is getting spoiled. When are you going to GB? We'll probably be passing by there soon on my way north. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronMike Posted March 20, 2010 Report Share Posted March 20, 2010 Here's one back at you Slim:An attractive blonde from Ireland arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty-thousand Euros on a single roll of the dice.She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude'.With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with an Irish brogue yelled, 'Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!'As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed...'YES! YES! I WON, I WON!'She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?'The other answered,'I don't know - I thought you were watching.'MORAL OF THE STORY -Not all Irish are drunks,not all blondes are dumb,but all men...are men. Have a happy St Pat's Day! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shep Posted March 20, 2010 Report Share Posted March 20, 2010 Slim, headed there, Sunday morning for about 10 days.Shep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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