GoldMember Posted February 13, 2007 Report Share Posted February 13, 2007 All righty, another FUN thread.. get your imagination going. {Keep it FUN!}What is the biggest LIE you were ever told? Here are a few I thought up:Beeps only on gold!L.E.D. bulb- 100,000 hour life!Be right back Honey, I'm just gonna take a quick look in this ravine. (Hey! That was ME! )X.XX Oz/ton here!You WON'T lose gold with the XXXXXXXX pan (or whatever implement)What are some big LIES you have heard in your prospecting adventures? -GoldMember Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grubstake Posted February 13, 2007 Report Share Posted February 13, 2007 Once when in Alaska, it was so cold, it froze our fire, we had to make another fire to thaw the first one out! Grubstake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dutchman Posted February 13, 2007 Report Share Posted February 13, 2007 "I did not have sexual relations with that woman" {pointy finger} Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldMember Posted February 13, 2007 Author Report Share Posted February 13, 2007 Aw, come on Dutchman! I could fill page after page, if we stray from gold and prospecting! (resists temptation)-Goldmember Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grubstake Posted February 14, 2007 Report Share Posted February 14, 2007 This dowsing ROD will find gold two miles away! Its a bargin at $1500.00. Grubstake A lie I heard, not one I told. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drillerdave Posted February 14, 2007 Report Share Posted February 14, 2007 "WOW, Where did you find those nice nuggets....I promise I won't go back without you or you say it's o.k." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rexb Posted February 14, 2007 Report Share Posted February 14, 2007 Maybe, probably saw it on tv, on a gold related television show that will remained unnamed, but it's tough for me to tell hard fact from fiction sometimes when I only have a narrator's words to go on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scorpion Posted February 14, 2007 Report Share Posted February 14, 2007 I promise honey I didn't pay very much for my GP3000. I got a great deal on it! Honest!What? How much did those extra coils cost? Not more than $50 or $60! They were demo units!Of course I'd love to go over to your mother's house for the holidays!How am I going to get out of that one..........there is a push on Thanksgiving week!In Texas ....there aren't any liars!lolKarl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dutchman Posted February 14, 2007 Report Share Posted February 14, 2007 Nope, Didn't find anything but trash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Shadow Posted February 14, 2007 Report Share Posted February 14, 2007 "What am I doing? I'm only hunting meteorites, nothing wrong with that...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reg Posted February 14, 2007 Report Share Posted February 14, 2007 No honey, we can't paint it pink. Pink coils do not go as deep as white ones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AZNuggetBob Posted February 16, 2007 Report Share Posted February 16, 2007 Here's a few of my favorites,That patch is hunted out.It needs a little work.Its' guaranteed for life (his or mine?Will have it fixed by tomorrow.Cant get these anywhere else.It has an unbreakable handle.(And probably my all time favorite),This is the last detector you will ever have to buy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iggy Posted February 17, 2007 Report Share Posted February 17, 2007 Minelab GPX-4000 on sale at a new low low price. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rexb Posted February 17, 2007 Report Share Posted February 17, 2007 A few more, "Even the Smithsonian doesn't have anything like this" and "that's only going to run you x dollars" sorry I guess the last one applies mainly to someone doing repairs on anything from cars to computers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iggy Posted February 17, 2007 Report Share Posted February 17, 2007 You will be able to buy TWO new Pulse Devils and extra coils for the price of one GPX-4000 It will also vacume your RV during the off season?????????Did I mean a Dirt Devil? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AZNuggetBob Posted February 17, 2007 Report Share Posted February 17, 2007 Wow Iggy, you should have never gave up that sec ret, a vacume attachment on a metal detector! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AZNuggetBob Posted February 17, 2007 Report Share Posted February 17, 2007 As a matter of fact I heard about a company out of japan that is working on a detector that comes with a back-hoe attachment. Its still in development but it should be availible soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mike C... Posted February 17, 2007 Report Share Posted February 17, 2007 This new deeper beeper will totally open up old pounded patches by the buckets full-------maybe in ten life times These coils are the best------if you have money to burn These headphones are the cats meow------more like listening through a pillow This guy is famous for-------self made and in his own mind This guy really knows what he's talking about-------and many will follow I found most of the gold over here--------Huh- then why are you hunting over there I found this 2 grain nugget at one and a half feet deep-------what ruler were you using I found many nuggets over there--------then why is there so much trash BS heard and after thoughts----------Mike C... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whats4supper Posted February 18, 2007 Report Share Posted February 18, 2007 You can work my claims anytime you want (turned out they were somebody else's claims and I got all the blame for messing things up; though it was the other yo yo at fault there).You can find gold with any detector (technically not a lie, as 'gold' is not defined; but misleading nonetheless).Dowsing is the truth or leads to the true path (BS!!!)Just let me help you out (which meant here, let me have all your goods and you can have what's left after they left).there's loads of nuggets over there (points); (just didn't mention they were lead nuggets).A detector is like some sort of magnet, all you have to do is get somewhere near the gold (coins, relics, nuggets, rings, etc.) and it will sound off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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