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Dear Rob,

My wife has informed me, that YOU will be marrying Dawnie, cold feet and all. If you so much as glance at an exit door she will personally jump on you and choke you out, and the ceremony will continue whether you are conscious or not.

She has already discussed going to Outdoor World, not to get you heated socks, but to find a nice remote control shock collar.

You know Diana, and she is meaner than an injured Wolverine. That's the only reason I been married to her for 38 years, I'm scared to leave. :blink:

:rolleyes:

Doc

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